zooophagous:

bogleech:

My Mediocre Pop Culture Predictions for the coming years:

• McDonald’s will experiment with selling “all ages toys” like exclusive Funko pops directly off their menu, at least one of which will be Rick Sanchez.
  
• A politician will actually gain more traction in their career by repeatedly making references to Harry Potter or some other large fandom.
• Video game companies will realize how many people watch a longplay instead of actually playing a game and begin making their own licensed, monetized versions you can watch on netflix.
• An anime or manga about a coronavirus gijinka will go controversially mainstream.
• Marvel or DC will push a new superhero whose powers come from video games and whose secret identity is a youtube star.
  
• A twitter devoted to a niche fetish will be connected to someone so high profile that mainstream news will have to explain vore or inflation to the entire world.

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

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kars:

I am awake but at what price

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dash-of-space:

dash-of-space:

passionpeachy:

paintedrogue:

passionpeachy:

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passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

it just snowed in south texas for the first time since 2004 and everyone’s losing their goddamn minds it wasn’t even an inch deep it was like 0.1 inches but our weather is almost always in the high 80’s year around I’m always sweating my ass off so no one fucking kill my excitement with a “oh haha that’s like summer in chicago” because I DO NOT care some of us have never seen snow in our lives and I’m nuttin rn and I built a shitty fucking snowman

jsyk…my shitty snowman looks like hello kitty on a pregnant woman’s body… do u want to see

As a Chicagoan, I really wanna see this legendary Texas snowman

hhaeurrrggghhhh….it’s me, howdy kotter…..and I’m 37 months overdue

Merry crisis from SE Texas

Raw South Texas Power

Merry Christmas from UK

Couldn’t find anything to make the mouth with so used nutella

Just realised it looks like it just ate some ass

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thelattergaysaint:

whazzor-bruwn:

thelattergaysaint:

They are going to pass all of their finals

who?

the student reading this ❤️

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silvermoon424:

blua:

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poesiemensch:

okayysophia:

Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

Botanical garden date???? Movie marathon date???? Plant shopping date???? Aquarium date???? a date????

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just-shower-thoughts:

Is an omelette with ham a hamlet?

gentlekirk:

i can’t confirm this with science but i like to think queen carrie fisher is using her new heavenly powers to help us enact vengeance upon the scum of hollywood

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